The One About Health Insurance

I have a real job, and they let me have incredible health insurance which is über nice of them but terrifying to deal with. The woman in charge is coming into the office tomorrow to help us get everything situated...um, what? I have to fill out a massive stack of paperwork. This is officially out of my league, I don't do bureaucracy and form-filling-out and technicalities well. If I mess one of the forms up and then get run over by a deer in my wooded office building complex, what happens then? Do I still have insurance to pay for the plastic surgeon who is going to sew up the holes where my deer friend stuck me with his antlers? Sorry, imagination running wild...I'm very nervous about being a real life grownup.